Party Poppers Pillows

The comfortable silence left the room the moment Mr. Giggles walked through the door.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Eleven Angry Men and One Happy Chappy

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'You've had enough!'

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

"Right now, I'm between naps."

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Man, this party's boring... do you think we oughta add a laugh track?"

"They stay together for the money."

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

'So I guess it's New Year!'

'My bubble burst!'

"Not a chance."

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?"

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'