Party Pooper Extraordinaire Pillows

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'You've had enough!'

"Right now, I'm between naps."

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

"Man, this party's boring... do you think we oughta add a laugh track?"

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'So I guess it's New Year!'

"They stay together for the money."

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

"Not a chance."

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

Some apps are really useful.

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

He's shy. I always have to drag him to these things, kicking and screaming.

Drink kills.

"If only we could stay home and TiVo the Carlsons."

Victorian Children's Party

"Honey, you're doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."

"Yipes! Grownups!!"