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'You've had enough!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Carioca

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Redhead

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

Leo McKern

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

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Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"Aperitif?"

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"Are you pleased to see me or is that a vuvuzela down your trousers?"