Party Poopers T-Shirts

'You've had enough!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

Carioca

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Leo McKern

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

Christmas sweater alternatives

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"Aperitif?"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

"Are you pleased to see me or is that a vuvuzela down your trousers?"

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'