"I'm not anti-social; I'm just at a point in my life where I find all your friends really, really annoying."
Party Pooper's Hero T-Shirts
Looking for a t-shirt that highlights the party pooper's hero in your life? Our playful tees feature clever designs that perfectly capture their lively spirit and bring out their fun side.
"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"
"I am so attracted to you right now."
'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'
"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."
"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."
"Yeah. But he's a handful."
'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'
Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.
"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"
Redhead
Carioca
'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'
Leo McKern
Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.
'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'
Christmas sweater alternatives
Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.
'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'
"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."
"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."
"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."
"Aperitif?"
"My compliments to the sommelier."
"I like them. They hate the same things we do."
Down on Bourbon Street...
Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!
'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'
"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?
Conga train chasing a man at a party.
Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.
'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'
"Are you pleased to see me or is that a vuvuzela down your trousers?"
"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."
God save the Queen.
Party Pooper's Hero T-Shirts Collection
Party Pooper's Hero Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating the party pooper's hero—perfect for those who keep the party lively with their quirky charm.
Party Pooper's Hero Pillows
Add humor to any space with pillows featuring playful designs celebrating the party pooper's hero—ideal for making their lounge or bedroom stand out.
Party Pooper's Hero Prints
Decorate their space with prints that capture the party pooper's hero spirit—witty designs that add personality and humor to any wall.