Party Pooper Champ T-Shirts

"He's fine, he just plays dead when he's had enough socializing."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'You've had enough!'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

"Right now, I'm between naps."

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

"Man, this party's boring... do you think we oughta add a laugh track?"

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'So I guess it's New Year!'

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

"They stay together for the money."

A woman's work is never done.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

"Not a chance."

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

'Didn't you remove the bird before washing the cage?'

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

He's shy. I always have to drag him to these things, kicking and screaming.