Party Pooper Champ T-Shirts

"He's fine, he just plays dead when he's had enough socializing."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

'You've had enough!'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

"Right now, I'm between naps."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'So I guess it's New Year!'

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

"They stay together for the money."

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

"Man, this party's boring... do you think we oughta add a laugh track?"

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

A woman's work is never done.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

"Not a chance."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

'Didn't you remove the bird before washing the cage?'

'The Ghost of Birthday Present couldn't make it. I'm the Ghost of No Birthday Present.'

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'