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'I overheard you say that you have been sober for 10 years... Me to!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

Carioca

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

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Leo McKern

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Aperitif?"

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

God save the Queen.

"Are you pleased to see me or is that a vuvuzela down your trousers?"