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Fear of Ageing

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Celebration in operating theatre.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'You've had enough!'

"Right now, I'm between naps."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

'So I guess it's New Year!'

"Man, this party's boring... do you think we oughta add a laugh track?"

"Not a chance."

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

'The Ghost of Birthday Present couldn't make it. I'm the Ghost of No Birthday Present.'

He's shy. I always have to drag him to these things, kicking and screaming.

Drink kills.

Victorian Children's Party

"If only we could stay home and TiVo the Carlsons."

"Honey, you're doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."