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Victorian Children's Party

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

'You've had enough!'

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

"Right now, I'm between naps."

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

'So I guess it's New Year!'

"They stay together for the money."

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

"Man, this party's boring... do you think we oughta add a laugh track?"

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

Christmas Hat Tree

"Not a chance."

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Smorgasborg