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Victorian Children's Party

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'You've had enough!'

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

"Right now, I'm between naps."

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'So I guess it's New Year!'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

"They stay together for the money."

"Man, this party's boring... do you think we oughta add a laugh track?"

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

Christmas Hat Tree

Pinata Pranks

"Not a chance."

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"