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'I overheard you say that you have been sober for 10 years... Me to!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

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"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Redhead

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'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

Leo McKern

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Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"Aperitif?"

"My compliments to the sommelier."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

Down on Bourbon Street...

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

God save the Queen.

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."