Party Pooper Lover Pillows

'So I guess it's New Year!'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Redhead

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Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Carioca

Prosecco

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

Leo McKern

PIna Colada

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."