Popcorn Popper Pillows

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

"Bloody hell!"

The Alpha Seltzer

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Movies vs. Films

Blockbuster Billion Club

Cinemuck

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Film Lovers.

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

The Directors Gut.

Barry Norman

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Aliens watch the earth explode

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.