Popcorn Pillows

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

"Dude, that was the best superhero movie ever!"

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"How many times do I have to tell you not to get the large-sized popcorn?"

'It's a hot air corn popper...talk into this!'

"No, accepting the popcorn doesn't obligate you in any way."

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

"So the microwave's got a popcorn button, but the popcorn bag says don't use the popcorn button, and I'm like, Microwave people! Popcorn people! Get your act together!!"

"The teacher sprung a pop quiz on us today."

"My ears just popped."

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

Should We All Go To The Movies?

"I need enough for popcorn and a movie"

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

"It seemed like a bargain at the time."

'Eat popcorn and watch crime zone' sign.

"Maybe I should have chaperoned Baldo's date."

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn!"

Aliens watch the earth explode

"Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna."

"Who's the actress that's married to the guy who was in that movie about cops with the actor who starred with the woman in that TV show about doctors?"

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Blockbuster Billion Club

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Cinemuck

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Film Lovers.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'