Cork Popper Pillows

A little fizz?

Wine-Tasting Contest

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

Amateurs de vin...

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

The Alpha Seltzer

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

true love.

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Red Wine

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

Wino Appreciation Group

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

'Would Sir like to smell the screw-top?'

"I had no idea Dom Perignon came with a screw top."

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

"This wine is CORKED!"

Wine-tasting Tour.

The college of my choice.

Shall I draw a cork for us?