Cork Dork Pillows

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

true love.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Red Wine

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

Wino Appreciation Group

'Debate Club cheerleader. We have a lot in common. I was a total dork, too.'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

'Would Sir like to smell the screw-top?'

"This wine is CORKED!"

A little fizz?

Wine-tasting Tour.

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

Amateurs de vin...

'You said you wanted a book on how to enjoy wine. This is the only 'book' you need.'

An Australian man with flying platypi on the wall (instead of flying ducks).

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

Shall I draw a cork for us?