Cork Master Pillows

"Wine-one-one? This is an emergency! I can't get the cork out of my dinner!"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Guitar Man.

Champagne

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Bottle Distillery

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

true love.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Red Wine

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Pint

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

Love wine

Wino Appreciation Group

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

My dad makes his own beer.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95