Cork Master Gifts

"Wine-one-one? This is an emergency! I can't get the cork out of my dinner!"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Guitar Man.

Champagne

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

true love.

Bottle Distillery

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Red Wine

Wino Appreciation Group

Love wine

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

Pint

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

My dad makes his own beer.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."