Cork Puller Gifts

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

true love.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

Red Wine

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

Wino Appreciation Group

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"This wine is CORKED!"

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

'Would Sir like to smell the screw-top?'

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

Wine-tasting Tour.

A little fizz?

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

'You said you wanted a book on how to enjoy wine. This is the only 'book' you need.'