Cork Puller Pillows

"I had no idea Dom Perignon came with a screw top."

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

true love.

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Red Wine

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

Wino Appreciation Group

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'Would Sir like to smell the screw-top?'

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

"This wine is CORKED!"

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

A little fizz?

Wine-tasting Tour.

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

An Australian man with flying platypi on the wall (instead of flying ducks).

Amateurs de vin...

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.