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"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

"Bloody hell!"

The Alpha Seltzer

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Cinemuck

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Film Lovers.

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

Aliens watch the earth explode

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

The Directors Gut.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.