Popcorn Maker T-Shirts

'I've been making popcorn for 63 years and I've never once gotten sick of the taste of it... no wait, I just did.'

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Movies vs. Films

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Film Lovers.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Cinemuck

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

The Directors Gut.

Aliens watch the earth explode

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Barry Norman

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.