Popcorn Maker Gifts

'I've been making popcorn for 63 years and I've never once gotten sick of the taste of it... no wait, I just did.'

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Film Lovers.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Cinemuck

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Aliens watch the earth explode

The Directors Gut.

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

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