Popcorn Vendor Gifts

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Bloody hell!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Cinemuck

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Make me one with everything!"

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Film Lovers.

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Aliens watch the earth explode

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Merger at 28th and Lex

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Man is attacked by sea creature.