Popcorn Vendor Gifts

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Bloody hell!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Movies vs. Films

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Make me one with everything!"

Cinemuck

Film Lovers.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Aliens watch the earth explode

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Hot dogs. Sushi.

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Merger at 28th and Lex