Popcorn Partner Gifts

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Film Lovers.

Cinemuck

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Aliens watch the earth explode

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

'These dips are the days someone in the office pops microwave popcorn.'

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater