Popcorn Architect Gifts

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"Bloody hell!"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Aliens watch the earth explode

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"Just a drop."

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

"Oh yeah...she wants me."

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.

Should We All Go To The Movies?

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."