Popcorn Architect Gifts

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"Bloody hell!"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Aliens watch the earth explode

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

"Just a drop."

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"Oh yeah...she wants me."

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

Theater Usher Moms.

Should We All Go To The Movies?

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.