Popcorn Pioneers Gifts

"You know what this means, don't ya? Popcorn!"

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Movies vs. Films

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Film Lovers.

Blockbuster Billion Club

Cinemuck

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Aliens watch the earth explode

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

'These dips are the days someone in the office pops microwave popcorn.'