Popcorn Making Gifts

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... invent a popcorn machine that pops all of the kernels!?

Food is fun.

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Film Lovers.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Blockbuster Billion Club

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Cinemuck

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

The Directors Gut.

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Aliens watch the earth explode

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.