Popcorn Muncher Gifts

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

Aliens watch the earth explode

Cat TV

Man in front of TV sees - 'That's our newscast don't go sneaking off and get deprogramed somewhere else'

The Directors Gut.

'Dude, seriously...Turn down the A.C.'

"No, accepting the popcorn doesn't obligate you in any way."

Barry Norman

Gamers

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

"That film broke all records for keeping that key 16 to 39 year old demographic distracted from reality."

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Movies vs. Films

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Blockbuster Billion Club

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Film Lovers.

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Cinemuck

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.