Popcorn Muncher Gifts

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

Aliens watch the earth explode

Cat TV

Man in front of TV sees - 'That's our newscast don't go sneaking off and get deprogramed somewhere else'

The Directors Gut.

'Dude, seriously...Turn down the A.C.'

"No, accepting the popcorn doesn't obligate you in any way."

Gamers

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

"That film broke all records for keeping that key 16 to 39 year old demographic distracted from reality."

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Cinemuck

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Blockbuster Billion Club

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Film Lovers.

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"