Popcorn Binger Gifts

"Has 'Lifetime' taught us nothing?"

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Movies vs. Films

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now that's Real TV!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Cinemuck

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Film Lovers.

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

The Directors Gut.

Barry Norman

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Aliens watch the earth explode

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"It's 100% commercials."

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"