Popcorn Binger Gifts

"Has 'Lifetime' taught us nothing?"

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now that's Real TV!'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Film Lovers.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Cinemuck

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Aliens watch the earth explode

The Directors Gut.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'