Eating Popcorn Gifts

And i always thought he was your brother.

Cop porn.

Man in front of TV sees - 'That's our newscast don't go sneaking off and get deprogramed somewhere else'

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Movies vs. Films

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Film Lovers.

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Cinemuck

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

Barry Norman

Aliens watch the earth explode

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

The Directors Gut.

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.