Party-hopper Pillows

"They stay together for the money."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Green Balloon

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

All dressed up and no place to go

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Masquerade

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Redhead

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Carioca