Cork Hat Aficionado Gifts

Australian Wine

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Pastry Hat

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

true love.

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Red Wine

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Wino Appreciation Group

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'