Cork Hat Fan Gifts

An Australian man with flying platypi on the wall (instead of flying ducks).

"I've lost my corkscrew!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Oceanographer

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'Are you sure those are dolphins?'

I love coloured tights

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

Burning the Scarecrow

'Whatever he's drinking.'

"I already had the snorkel, so I figured, why not!"

Witches

And coughs by smearing the back of the tongue with paste.

'What th-! A sail! Folks, it looks like Daredevil Pup has changed his mind!'

Pub Painting

Curling popularity after the winter Olympics.

Crow Feeder.

'Madam, please just smash that damn bottle against the ship.'

Hamster bartender