Scarves And Hats Fan Gifts

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Champagne

Advocado

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Masquerade

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

I want to hold your hand

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Why giraffes hate winter

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Tiger Costume

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

The rest of the herd were not amused.

'Ice cream parlour.'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'You'll grow into it!'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

'And no doubt you'll be pleased to hear, the pay's crap.'

Butterfly Woman

Boy George.