Scarf Lovers Gifts

'The Glees Rest Home' "Been here long?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Why giraffes hate winter

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

Football supporters.

Festive squad

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'You'll grow into it!'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Don't you like it, Dad?

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"CCCOOOLD!"

Easter Bonnet Island

Moby Dick Tracy"Ahoy! Yellow fedora off the standard bow!"

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"