Scarf Lovers Pillows

'The Glees Rest Home' "Been here long?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

Why giraffes hate winter

Football supporters.

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Festive squad

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

'You'll grow into it!'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Don't you like it, Dad?

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

'You want the long, skinny rug in the hallway or a scarf?! What on earth are you talking about?'

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

"Your father helped me, too."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

Easter Bonnet Island

"Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Harry Styles."