Scarf Collection Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm afraid Terry won't be going to the match this afternoon."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Great British Eccentrics.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

Why giraffes hate winter

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Festive squad

Flight Socks.

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Football supporters.

'He got a hole in one today.'

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

'You'll grow into it!'

Extreme Yard Sale

Academia in Winter

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Don't you like it, Dad?

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

'You want the long, skinny rug in the hallway or a scarf?! What on earth are you talking about?'

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

Rocket charmer.

Wooly mammoth

My feet were cold.

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

"CCCOOOLD!"

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

Nadal's bottles