Scarf Collectors Pillows

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'A tourist gave them to me and now I'm toasty and war.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Why giraffes hate winter

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Football supporters.

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'None shall pass!'

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

'You'll grow into it!'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

Don't you like it, Dad?

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

'I am afraid Mr Cyclops, they only come in pairs.'

"CCCOOOLD!"

A scalf of sloanes

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Well this is awkward.'

'I'll take them all.'