Scarf Collectors Prints

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'A tourist gave them to me and now I'm toasty and war.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Hombre's Best Friend.

Why giraffes hate winter

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Football supporters.

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'None shall pass!'

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

'You'll grow into it!'

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

Don't you like it, Dad?

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

'No thanks, just squinting.'

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

A scalf of sloanes

'I am afraid Mr Cyclops, they only come in pairs.'

"CCCOOOLD!"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'