Collecting Scarves Pillows

'I washed mine in starch!'

"CCCOOOLD!"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Great British Eccentrics.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Beanirrito"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Western Outfitters.

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Hombre's Best Friend.

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Flight Socks.

Football supporters.

'He got a hole in one today.'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'Beret Night at the Museum'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

A day at the races

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

A Fork-lift.