Scarf Enthusiasts Pillows

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

"CCCOOOLD!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Joined at the hipster.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Why giraffes hate winter

The Mummy's Purse...

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Football supporters.

Festive squad

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."