Scarf Enthusiast Pillows

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Sue loved Vera's Christmas present, although she did wonder if wearing it would have health and safety implications...

"I'm wearing this head scarf until I can get my hair done."

Tom Baker Caricature

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Scarf puts hat back on.

"That shirt is so last year."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Why giraffes hate winter

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Festive squad

Football supporters.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

'You'll grow into it!'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Academia in Winter

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Don't you like it, Dad?

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

Spinning Wheel

Wooly mammoth