Scarf Enthusiast Mugs

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Sue loved Vera's Christmas present, although she did wonder if wearing it would have health and safety implications...

"I'm wearing this head scarf until I can get my hair done."

Tom Baker Caricature

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Scarf puts hat back on.

"That shirt is so last year."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Why giraffes hate winter

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Festive squad

Football supporters.

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

'You'll grow into it!'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Academia in Winter

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Don't you like it, Dad?

"It was a crime of fashion."

'You want the long, skinny rug in the hallway or a scarf?! What on earth are you talking about?'

My tail's cold.

Spinning Wheel

My feet were cold.