Handcrafted Scarf Collector Mugs

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Why giraffes hate winter

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Football supporters.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'You'll grow into it!'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Don't you like it, Dad?

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

Campaign for real beer bellies.

"You stand accused of multiple thefts of winter bedding. How do you plead?"

"CCCOOOLD!"

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

A scalf of sloanes

I Can Smell BeerI can Smell Fear.

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

'Well this is awkward.'

Death warmed up.

'I see you've gone digital.'

Pregnant lady's shirt says 'Baby' with arrow pointing to tummy, Husband's shirt says 'Blubber' with arrow pointing to tummy

"Helene tells me you're into fabrics."

'A tourist gave them to me and now I'm toasty and war.'

'I'll take them all.'

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

'Is it cold or is it just me?'