Handcrafted Scarf Collector Gifts

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Why giraffes hate winter

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Football supporters.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'You'll grow into it!'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Don't you like it, Dad?

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

Campaign for real beer bellies.

"You stand accused of multiple thefts of winter bedding. How do you plead?"

A scalf of sloanes

"CCCOOOLD!"

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

I Can Smell BeerI can Smell Fear.

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

'Well this is awkward.'

Pregnant lady's shirt says 'Baby' with arrow pointing to tummy, Husband's shirt says 'Blubber' with arrow pointing to tummy

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

'I see you've gone digital.'

"Helene tells me you're into fabrics."

'I'll take them all.'

'A tourist gave them to me and now I'm toasty and war.'

Death warmed up.