Silk Scarf Seller Gifts

The Etsy Bitsy Spider. Silk scarf.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

Why giraffes hate winter

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Festive squad

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Football supporters.

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

'You'll grow into it!'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Don't you like it, Dad?

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

'You want the long, skinny rug in the hallway or a scarf?! What on earth are you talking about?'

"I agree teachers are underpaid, however...."

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

"CCCOOOLD!"

"She'll have to call you back. She's on a roll."

"The High Court has said 'Yes,' so we can say 'Yes', before we say 'Yes'!"

A scalf of sloanes

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight

'A tourist gave them to me and now I'm toasty and war.'

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

Death warmed up.

'I'll take them all.'

'Is it cold or is it just me?'

You put your shirt on backward again, Bob.

"Now, this little scarf is just to give you that completely dressed feeling."

No tulle left in this vehicle overnight.