Scarf Stylist Gifts

'You want the long, skinny rug in the hallway or a scarf?! What on earth are you talking about?'

Scarf puts hat back on.

"You shouldn't have."

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

'I washed mine in starch!'

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

January

Festive squad

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Bad hair day!

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'She's so put together!'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Shampoo.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Great British Eccentrics.

Rapunzel in the Morning

Dogs shaving

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Absolutely not!"

Pampered and poodled.

Hats and Food

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Shoe addict.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts