Fur Stylist Gifts

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Dogs shaving

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Festive squad

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

Best in Heat.

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

"The meaning of life is cats."

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Fur'niture

"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."

Prints in a Gallery.

Dogs wearing sweaters

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

Dog decides what hat to wear.

I love what you've done with your hare.

'Short bark and sdes please.'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

I'd rather be cold.