Fur Style Specialist Gifts

"Whenever I wash my hair, I can't do a thing with it."

Dogs shaving

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Living with a cataholic.

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"The meaning of life is cats."

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Fur'niture

"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"It's only 9:15, Atkins—how come your tie is already at a four o'clock level?"

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

Catsulation

Who Wears Fur Is A Criminal Barbarian!

"This year's all about fur on the inside."

'Of course it's an endangered species. You don't expect me to wear cockroaches, do you?'

"He has barking issues."

'In case of emergency, is there anyone else we can notify besides your cat?'

'A fur coat. Wait until the ecology types see this.' - 'Who's going to miss 300 mice?'

'Our job is to look pretty and make sure everything is covered with our beautiful fur.'

"I'm not fat, I'm just big-furred."

101 uses of a dead cat: armchair