Fur Styling Gifts

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Dogs shaving

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"The meaning of life is cats."

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

Fur'niture

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

Catsulation

"I'm not fat, I'm just big-furred."

"I've never seen anything like that. It must be faux fur."

101 uses of a dead cat: armchair

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

"Whenever I wash my hair, I can't do a thing with it."

'Our job is to look pretty and make sure everything is covered with our beautiful fur.'

'In case of emergency, is there anyone else we can notify besides your cat?'

"I'm all faux and loving it!"

"This year's all about fur on the inside."

"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."